In this episode of totally in-your-face celeb newsgossip, we track down P!nk and scream at her while she waits at a traffic light! Then we throw a bottle at Drake and demand he love us! Acknowledge us! Or just smile in our direction! Fuck you, Drake! I love you! Remember last year in Vegas? I wanted to get a picture with you at Tao and you said no! Why did you do that to us, Drake?! I have your picture in the glove compartment of my Subaru!